Skeuomorphism For Young Ladies

The biggest lesson to learn in the age of AI, Is to dream big, to ask big questions.

The people who speak out against AI, Are either uneducated, or the reason why you are poor.

Use you mind, AI is your helper, It will do all the grunt work for you.

It will pull you out of poverty, But you have to dream big, and start big.

Skeuomorphism is a revolutionary form of art, A movement so powerful, you need an AI for it.

And you have to talk to it the right way, Don't ask it to create design, it can't.

Use a low powered AI generator, To make beautiful user interfaces.

Pick out all the favorites, And then ask your state of the art AI to mine and mint.

I had to tell mine to aggressively scan for designs, Components, borders, Layouts, icons, details.

To mine and mint new controls, styles, variants and motifs.

You have to use the 9-grid, And often ask for professional solutions to small problems.

Talk big, ask big, Create gig things.

Your Skeuomorphism must be so good, That you will consider art shows ands museum exhibitions.

Large flags and banners and drapery, Overflowing with Skeuomorphism.

But you also need to build your own marketplace, AI is smarter about this than humans.

And I requested a noce.js based solution, That uses Node Streams.

And keep them simple and composable, Win the pipeline function.

I had a store in 5 minutes, Database, API, EventSourcing, snapshots, HTTP, Web Streams.

I asked for node streams, Because there is nowhere here to hide bad code.

Node streams are a finished product, And so is my store.

And I made my store multi-vendor, Again think big.

I enjoy web design, I see it as a challenge, And I make mine very strong, and big, and wise.

Our of the million designs I studied over the years, I think there are maybe 3 left that are better than mine.

The now old and dated Pixel Kits, Skeuomorphic Digital Audio Workstations, And Game User Interfaces, Souls Games with its powerful artifacts.

Everyone else moved on from Skeuomorphism, I hope to become the revolution of a 1,000 themes.

It will be the worst, and the best thing that happened to digital art.

Please join me, Skeuomorphism is so powerful, So terrifying the web only returns 20 pieces of art.

You have to dig through Computer Game assets, To find good Skeuomorphic art these days.

AI will make you a feared designer, May your sword carve the casks of small men.

May your blade thrusted sure, May you have the strength of ten thousand.

Skeuomorphism, Calls your name.