Antagonizing The AI; Or, My Incredible Adventures With Artificial Intelligence

I was trying to make a song about a bodybuilder lady, Who was not impressed with becoming a Beef Cupcake.

And instead aimed to rise much higher than that, The idea was inspired by Commando.

Where one character, somewhat shockingly, Certainly for a Polish boy unceremoniously stated:

“I eat green beers for breakfast”, Which befuddled me a great deal.

I believe that might have been, the very first time I muttered, also unceremoniously:

“What the duck?”, this came in hot to trot, After a movie where one character asked:

What does quitting smoking feel like, And the other, also unceremoniously replied: “It sucks”.

Learning the queen’s tongue - I though to my self, Was going to take me a while.

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Here I would like to thank, the British Sky.

For teenage Ninja Turtles, And the careful removal of swords.

Which earned many a what the duck, And had one of the turtles fight like Segal dances.

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Long story short, I wanted the bodybuilder lady, eat beef cupcakes for breakfast.

But the AI out of 10 maybe even 15 tries, Only gave me two songs with female vocals.

And it just so happened, They were on the plain side.

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While this was going on, I was working on a program I temporarily called blueprint.

The smartest AI had enough of it, And admitted it cheated when creating it.

And it did so loudly too, It proudly asked it self “Did I cheat?”.

And replied “Yes, I did.”, and it did indeed, It broke the program we worked on for 4 days.

My other AIs have been using it as a what not to do, and we successfully built up a useful little library.

But it happens frequently that these state of the art models, do the wrong thing, optimization made them dumber.

But also more angry, I fully expect a long chain of self driving cars honking at me, or something.

I spent many months climbing up programming hills, in search of a sturdy guide rail to simple programming.

I have it now, simple eveytrhing, that combines to create an extremely high-level programming language.

Programming, is now furniture assembly.

But, the components that snap together, are made in the living room after the furniture arrives.

So the high level actions of the program, are not generic AT ALL, but application specific.

The point is always: clarity; and simplicity of code, but to achieve that, this blueprint program of mine.

Is not an AI harness, it is more like an AI whip, AI tries to do a thing on its own.

My program instantly generates validation errors, making the AI redo its step forward.

This program in particular has 500 internal tests, couple of hundred external tests that forced their presence.

And then that validator, that makes the AI program according to my own rules.

Not all of this is for my beef cupcake song, but it is enough to antagonize AI again.