Read In Case Of Getting Surprise Knighted By A Woodland Creature

It is not a curse, but getting Knighted is not really what anybody needs.

First of all, congratulations, consider yourself a shiny one, a rare lady.

And yes, you will need a sword, but thankfully, it does not need to be sharp, or made out of metal even.

Yes, it is ceremonial, but we don't call it plastic, and you get to choose what kind of sword, and color.

Most Knights find a good stick, and keep it for life, some already have them, some use Baseball Bats - the American Sword.

The latest trend is the LED Sword, but I think it is overated.

Personally, I strongly recommend creating a wooden Zweihänder, carry it across the shoulder, don't worry - make it trendy.

Never use in anger, never smite without purpose.

Nobody needs to understand why you own a sword, but if anybody asks you say: "I am just a girl."

Well, life will never be ordinary, but ordinary people don't get Knighted.

Plus, try as you may, no life is ever ordinary - each a beautiful flower.

You get a holiday, two months from September 1st to October 31st, today you know it as Halloween, the true Halloween is a 2 month celebration.

There are rules in deed, and those cannot be broken.

You never clean after the adults, and prevent others from doing so, you got Knighted in part because the adults have casused a lot of trouble.

You are not permitted to serve, despite what Monarchies and Monks did to Knighthood.

A Knight, is fiercely independent, you are to bear, the full comprehension that others must help themselves.

But more than that, a Knight is an Actual Legion of One, the mind and strength of thousands, not just 10.

You are not to grow into jut any kind of force, you are to grow all the way up and become a Force of Nature.

You do not move in the Hurricane, you are the Hurricane.

You may hold a door open, because opening doors is your battle art, but no one is permitted to hold the door for you.

You have to choose your Coat of Arms, fierce, and powerful energy, your color, your beasts.

And then you build your memory palace, your self education is your power.

Self education is the only difference between Sir Issac Newton, and “I am just not as smart as the others”.

Intellectual hygiene will be the thing that opens the doors to learning, you do not respond to lying, yelling, manipulation, intimidation, or threat.

This trash is so beneath you, that you are just too busy to notice it, with out stress, you open the door to adventure.

Specifically hiking and camping, never alone, and no one brings alcohol or other shit, better or worse, it is all the same.

After four weeks of adventure, six months being the real minimum, your mind will develop an overpowering desire for books.

You need to use narrated books, as you hike and camp, but this time you will hear them.

Stress prevents you from learning, so intellectual hygiene will, switch learning back on.

The many books will build your palace, your knowledge tree.

A landscape so vast, you can only see it one branch at a time, it is a shame to call it a mere palace.

As a Knight, these are not mere adventures, however, it is a whole new level of existence.

No one gets to tell you where you go from here, you have your sword, your extraordinary quest.

You bow to no one, you do not serve, you rise as a force or nature.

Your coat of arms goes on your shield, your quest is greatness – and no one gets to tell you what that is.

That is what your Great Quest is for, search for wisdom, love of life, and laughter, especially when it costs you your reputation.

But, please, the world has been stained by opportunists, they have sacrificed, wisdom, greatness, growing up, and the future of human kind.

They infected schools with fake education, and by extension everything else became mostly theater.

No one orders you, but perhaps the word Authenticity will be your light, and the first thing that challenged you, is the thing you need to repair.

From now on, It is all about the choices you make, that set your future.

You are not part of a movement, there is no leader, there is no one to admire, you are not the only one, but they will not reveal themselves either.

Grow all the way up, until you become a great being, and you will have your hawsers, and the powers you need to proceed.