In this post, the author shares their enthusiasm and nervousness about poetry slams while outlining a personal evolution from âRevelationalâ to âInspirationalâ to âTranscendentalâ phases of selfâtaught poetry, citing examples like âThe School Bus Is Not For Us.â They then ask an AI for guidance on slam pronunciation, receiving a description that itâs about emphasis, rhythm, and performance. Using this advice, the author presents two AIâgenerated bodybuilder slams featuring repetitive verses and choruses centered on creatineâs reclaiming of monohydrates, followed by an appendix where they clarify that slam poets use âslam poetry performanceâ to deliver rhythmic, expressive, and theatrical recitations emphasizing key wordsâan approach they liken to a growing tree from roots to full performance.






















