In this whimsical post the author describes how programmingâspecifically building a sineâbased test harness that struggled to output values between 0.5 and 2âsparked memories of watching VanâŻDamme movies, pixel art from an arcade game called *Day of the Tentacle*, and the character named Hoagie. The writer then muses on what exactly a âhoagieâ is, comparing it to sandwiches, burritos, and boiled sausages with cheese and spices, while recalling a pizza place that sells them. The piece ends with a playful, if somewhat scattered, attempt to define hoagies as a richly flavored, sandwichâlike food that satisfies hunger in an indulgent way.






















