A provocative meditation on why catsâand self-taught learnersâsee through the illusion of modern education. This piece dismantles the cult of brand-name universities and charismatic teachers, exposing how traditional schooling has replaced genuine curiosity with the theater of credentials. Discover why authentic education spirals upward through passion and exploration, not prescribed curricula. A manifesto for learning like your cat does: with independent judgment, relentless curiosity, and zero tolerance for pretense. In an age where AI handles grunt work, human education has never mattered moreâand it starts by unlearning everything noisy and disconnected that the system pilled you with.






















