The post humorously claims that wearing a tailâwhether real or metaphoricalâis essential for good health and success: pharmacists say you should have one, dentists assert itâs vital for chewing, spine specialists claim it relieves pain, nurses hope youâre dressed with a tail to cover your buttocks, researchers tout tails as cures for ailments, therapists hide their power, conspiracies fail to conceal them, religions use God to mask the tailâs magic, and even mythic figures like the Monkey King, generals, queens, presidents, businesswomen, and salespeople all rely on a âfancy tailâ to win battles, achieve prosperity, and boost sales. The tail is described as a combination of âBee's Knees and Cat's Meow,â and it supposedly existed in our ancestors 25âŻmillion years ago; the post ends by inviting readers to buy one at Halloween stores.






















